| LisaLaptop | simcop2387-tv? |
| ew73 | So, I shit you not. Today, $client actually asked for an estimate on a new project by briefly describing what the front page would look like. |
| rmah | ew73: you consider that surprising? |
| ew73 | I guess not. :( But I can hope. |
| f00li5h | ew73: about 10,000 hours customer> why? me> don't know. |
| ew73 | f00li5h: I actually considered that. |
| action | f00li5h is a consultant, more hours == more dollars |
| f00li5h | is a consultant, more hours == more dollars |
| NOTevil | but with 10,000 hours, that would only give you 9,999 hours to figure out what they really want, and 1 hour to do it... |
| ew73 | f00li5h: I did ask how they wanted the product delivered -- functional code or if I should inscribe it on pieces of bark and leave it in the parking lot. |
| f00li5h | ew73: and they opted for the bark? |
| ew73 | There was silence and the call ended shortly thereafter with a promise of more specific requirements. |
| action | CPAN upload: Tk-Wizard-Bases-1.953 (++++ ) by MTHURN |
| CPAN | upload: Tk-Wizard-Bases-1.953 (++++ ) by MTHURN |
| ew73 | I'm hoping for two pages. |
| f00li5h | ew73: nice. |
| ew73 | In other news, Coffee-flavored yogurt: Worst Idea Ever. |
| dec | Yuck. Coffe++ Yogurt++ Mixtures-- |
| f00li5h | ew73: is it soy too? |
| ew73 | Exactly. |
| dec | Coffee++ #damn typos |
| spaffum | what's the accepted method to set $ENV{ENV} to a secure value to avoid this error?: Insecure $ENV{ENV} while running with -T switch |
| f00li5h | if only i could combine the awesome quacking power of a duck, with the hole diging power of a shovel WELL NOW YOU CAN WITH THE NEW SHOVEL-DUCK |
| ew73 | No. But Safeway had it on the cheap and I thought, 'I like coffee! I like yogurt!' Now I know why it was cheap. |
| dec | f00li5h: Where can I get one of these ingenious inventions?? |
| f00li5h | spaffum: $ENV{foo} = 'something:i:trust' dec: america |
| dec | f00li5h: I'll pass, then... :) |
| f00li5h | dec: or on ebay |
| ew73 | Not available in retail stores. |
| NOTevil | use Shovel::Duck ? |
| f00li5h | someone give me a hint, usermod -G webmig f00li5h |
| ew73 | As seen on TV. Available in your grocer's freezer. Supplies are limited, order now! |
| f00li5h | why the hell am i not in that group then?! sometimes i wonder why i'm the one with root on this box |
| ew73 | Not responsible for lost limbs or children. Some side effects include nausea, upset stomach, and uncontrolled bowel release. |
| spaffum | f00li5h: i tried $ENV{ENV} = ''; but now I get another error: Insecure dependency in chdir while running with -T switch |