| Teratogen | char broiled; |
| NOTevil | long one; |
| whitenoyce | f00li5h, i refuse to type it / is all i want @@ works too |
| Jmax- | long dong; short dong; /* :( */ |
| NOTevil | bool ship; |
| revdiablo | int eger; Har har har! |
| Teratogen | double trouble; |
| whitenoyce | Teratogen, that's a pretty nasty nick |
| f00li5h | hrm String bag; |
| NOTevil | Class clown; |
| jieryn-w | is there a strptime equivalent in perl? |
| whitenoyce | can perl implement Parallel::Forker to work in the "for" or "foreach" ? |
| Jmax- | jieryn-w: see perldoc POSIX |
| whitenoyce | for $item (@list) { &work; } instead of use pforker... 15 more lines |
| revdiablo | POSIX has strftime but not strptime, AFAIK |
| Jmax- | oh, it's not in POSIX -> http://search.cpan.org/search?query=strptime&mode=all yeah |
| PerlJam | whitenoyce: The answer to almost every "can perl do X?" question is "yes". It's all about how much work you want to put into it. |
| whitenoyce | PerlJam, i don't want to put any work into it i just want the shit to work |
| jieryn-w | Jmax-: strptime does not exist in that module |
| PerlJam | Well, then you want to troll CPAN looking for someone else's hard work |
| whitenoyce | why else would i be asking? |
| jieryn-w | Jmax-: oops |
| whitenoyce | where is Randal i teased him yesterday and i'm feeling crappy about it he's helped me out a lot |
| revdiablo | You should feel awful You should cry yourself to sleep |
| whitenoyce | did he kill himself? |
| revdiablo | I don't think so |
| whitenoyce | oh ok |
| PerlJam | But if he ever does, it's ALL YOUR FAULT! |
| whitenoyce | i didn't know why i should feel so bad |