| cactusbin | im testing on windows 'cause I'm forced to |
| preaction | i was trying to nonchalantly not bring up the point that you seem to be actually using PHP by choice |
| cactusbin | it will just echo the code and it's because I don't want to remake the wheel I already had my news software set up from before when the site was coded in php |
| preaction | you prefer the training wheels, and that's why i hate you |
| cactusbin | untill I can ride the bike I do |
| preaction | damnit, where's merlyn when you need him |
| cfedde | http://tnx.nl/php_small.jpg |
| rhizo | "training wheels without the bike" ? indeed ;) |
| preaction | cactusbin: it's probably because you can't actually call a subroutine in a quoted string the way you're doing it. (though i'm sure there a convoluted way to actually Do it, for now, you can't) |
| cactusbin | i just copied it directly from CPAN and installed the module I wanted to try it |
| preaction | the module assumed you knew some Perl. you can't call a subroutine inside a quoted string. you have to do something like: my $output = include_php_vars('file.php'); and put $output in your string so i think i need to get laid. what do you guys think? i actually felt guilty about harassing someone about PHP |
| cactusbin | i deserved it... trust me its like 1 o'clock here anyway |
| preaction | nono, i felt GUILTY. it was pathetic |
| cactusbin | go get laid it will make u feel better :) |
| preaction | i hang out in a Perl chat room all day, what do you think i look like? |
| cactusbin | I assume most people on irc are a little overweight but not anywhere near obese and they have facial hair and their head is shaped like a bean |
| preaction | i'm just a little scrubby, no facial hair, chiseled jaw, tousled sandy-brown hair... i'm dead sexy |
| cactusbin | brain beats are fun so is chewing on coffee beans |
| preaction | cactusbin: if you need it, and as horrid as i am to suggest it, there's Inline::PHP |
| cactusbin | I'm just a noob and I already had my news system set up it doesnt appear to be on cpan... |
| jdv79 | who's real? |
| preaction | perldoc cpan for Inline::PHP perlbot cpan for Inline::PHP |