| LeoNerd | Blackholed most of it |
| Black_Stallion | eval: while(1) { print "beep!\n" print "\a"; } |
| buubot | Black_Stallion: Error: syntax error at eval line 1, near ""beep!\n" print" |
| Black_Stallion | eval: while(1) { print "beep!\n"; print "\a"; } |
| buubot | Killing 1662 due to run time |
| Black_Stallion | eval: for(my $count = 0; $count < 5; $count++) { print "beep!\n"; print "\a"; } |
| buubot | Black_Stallion: beep! beep! beep! beep! beep! |
| Daveman | EXPLOSION! |
| Black_Stallion | lol |
| action | pragma_ peers around susiciously. |
| pragma_ | peers around susiciously. |
| action | pragma_ picious. |
| pragma_ | picious. |
| SubStack | GumbyBRAIN: I'll need some neon lights, oven cleaner, a draining pan, and some low-fat milk. |
| GumbyBRAIN | We need to ask me if he connects the hp dj3920 to the north, and in the oven. |
| f00li5h | SubStack: sounds like a party to me |
| SubStack | sounds like ingredients to diffuse a ridiculously complicated bomb on a cruise ship |
| LeoNerd | f00li5h: Really? What kind of parties do you go to that need oven cleaner? :) And where do I get an invite? |
| f00li5h | LeoNerd: <_< nothing |
| SubStack | and some pastry tubes too http://www.tv.com/macgyver/countdown/episode/47217/summary.html |
| f00li5h | how do i handle "identity" of records from a database? how do i know if i should updated or insert? |
| scrottie | MySQL has a nice little command, 'replace', that solves that. Otherwise test and act conditionally. |
| LeoNerd | That's what the key is for |
| scrottie | Or write a proc. |
| f00li5h | replace, eh? LeoNerd: i thought the key was to uniquely identi-- yeah, that could work |
| scrottie | ORLY? |
| LeoNerd | Uniquely identify, you say? :) |
| pasteling | Someone at 85.197.228.236 pasted "use re::engine::Plugin ( comp" (98 lines, 2.5K) at http://sial.org/pbot/23458 |
| f00li5h | does that paste announcement look eerily like something GumbyBRAIN would say? |
| avar | http://sial.org/pbot/23458 # comments on this API? |
| f00li5h | avar: if you have to ask |
| avar | I'm not omnipotent? |
| Daveman | avarious |
| f00li5h | that'll do avar: i'd love to offer an insightful opinion, but my insightfulness still needs some hot water and milk adding |
| avar | f00li5h - just add milk |
| f00li5h | avar: it's proper ground coffee beans, you can't really do that |