#apache - Wed 9 May 2007 between 20:46 and 21:06

NY Lost Funds



actionniq presents Jesse408 a Useless Use of cat Award
niqpresents Jesse408 a Useless Use of cat Award
actionnoodl presents niq with a useless cat
noodlpresents niq with a useless cat
pctonyhehe
Jesse408i'm allergic
pctonyaren't they all useless?
actionpctony goes to fetch the 12 guage
pctonygoes to fetch the 12 guage
Skywiseif they're in a box, it depends
noodlwell they seem to keep megaspaz from killing too many people, at least
niqbut not from photographing noodl and pctony
noodlthat's the old cat proximity thing again. http://xkcd.com/c231.html
pctonynoodl: aye, true
matiuMy apache seems to be running slow. What's the best way to profile it?
noodlsee, get him sufficiently far from his kitties and building get torched.
matiu: disable php and see if the problem goes away
pctonynoodl++
matiunoodl, I don't have php :)
niqprofiling apache
fajitaprofiling apache is http://www.onlamp.com/pub/a/apache/2004/04/22/blackbox_logs.html
actionnoodl blames it anyway
noodlblames it anyway
pctonyblame php
fajitaPHP should be presumed to be at fault until conclusively proven otherwise. And even thereafter, if it's convenient
thumbsblame megaspaz
fajitaWhy bother when we take that for granted
pctonyhehe
actionniq blames dsch04
niqblames dsch04
dsch04Ah, infamy, infamy ...
jsoftw:)
SnakeO__anyone recommend a good hosting provider for the US? One that doesn't charge a monthly fee for a ram upgrade?
matiuDoes apache run significantly slower in debug mode or something?
SnakeO__, I don't know about monthly fee, but monsterhost.com is quite good and cheap as..
SnakeO__dedicated server?
matiuno, virtual
sorry
fajitaYou will be!!
matiu:P
hall_i need to ask some really basic network things, does anyone know of a good channel to ask #network_newbie or similar?
matiuhall_, maybe #linux ?
tvynrbandwidth
fajitabandwidth is see netnice mod_bandwidth mod_throttle mod_bwshare mod_cband mod_bw mod_tsunami mod_evasive mod_limitipconn/please share your experiences with any of these
OldTokerDocumentRoot "/var/www/html/"

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